Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, I was at a new restaurant when I went to the restroom. When I was done, I sat back down at the table, and idly started listening to my friends chatting. After a few seconds, I realized I'd sat at the wrong table, with complete strangers, who were too polite and/or bemused to say anything. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
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ohhboyy 0
nice friends .. you stayed there why?
kkkristennnn 0
those aren't you friends then...
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Comments (165)
SofiaM_fml 2
I SO understand what you went through. Happened to me once in high school, we were a group of five "friends" and they suddenly sat at a table of four (and there was no place to pull another chair) For a few seconds I stood dumbstruck at their stupidity, then I looked for other people I knew, went to sit at their table, and never spoke to the four bitches again... Their loss, not mine. So I must agree with the other comments : make new friends ! These ones don't deserve your time...
witchbaby4 0
you need to stand up for yourself! either find some way for you all to seat together, ask a couple of them to sit with you or leave! I sure as hell wouldn't sit alone.
marykg 0
you need new friends sir
whatever4393 0
woooww yeah why didnt you just leave??? These people are obviously huuge bitches and arent really your friends. I would have left those ducher sand never talked to them againn what bitches. You should have thrown your food at them then left
Alex_DeLarge 0
yo fault. In a group of guys and girls, the quiet guy always get walked all over. Speak up. And by speak up, I mean speak over people.
frenzykitty 0
hahahahaha
Kevlar_fml 0
mmm, that sucks
Powahouse 0
That pisses me off actually. But when that happens, you just say "**** this, I'm leaving then." because if the whole group sits separately while you're alone, they're just asshole friends. that's shitty.
AnnaSeptic 0
It's called pulling up a chair? Geez, you need to get some new friends.
Gandi800 0
These people are not true friends.