Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML
Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the supermarket. Trying to seem nonchalant, I attempted to make small talk while pushing my cart. I didn't notice that I was steering straight into a tower of canned goods until it was too late. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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WeezyBites 6
Way to dampen the mood.
gleniatorixx 5
Like a boss.
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Comments (176)
idontknowyou123 0
i lold... then i remebered this happened to me three days ago... sry op
oA_Fiasco 8
#1 do the math!! its not exactly going to be her granpa that walks away laughing after rejecting a hug is it?
natashax21 5
That's why he's your ex.
Nosrebor 8
It seems that the ex OP was crazy about was the one who carried the bags and walked away laughing. But yeah a few minor fixes could've made that paragraph a little easier to read...
m0tl3ycru3 0
He's your ex for a reason
hottiebrunette 0
Nice icon
ikickgingers 15
Girl, don't go away mad... Just go away...
hateevryone 15
he's a douchebag honey. get over him
ninjuh_wingman 29
i think this is a reason that why some people tend to ignore their ex
YayFlameWarz 9
1 is trying to make a grammar joke in which the OP didn't explain whom she was hugging and what not. Yes obviously she meant her ex but this idiot thought he could troll with the likes of Doc, Perdix, and Boners.
omgthatsosuppera 4
Wow, he gives a bad name to all ex's
bebohacker1 4
As opposed to the good name they all have already lol
afulks78 11
Nice one. I'd laugh too.