Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
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Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I had to dress up as the school mascot for a big game. The costume was incredibly hot, and I ended up fainting on the field. When I came to, I was surrounded by worried kids and my head was in the lap of the opposing team's mascot, who was trying to give me CPR. FML
Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, my high school decided to practice graduation outside for 4 hours instead of inside, as well as serve lunch outside. Now everybody, including myself, is going to be sunburnt in their graduation pictures, because we were told practice was inside. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
At least it wasn't a giant penis... or a shutter shade sunburn... Shutter shades are ******* atrocious.
Magicalyn 0
Ouch that sucks I've had weird sunscreen lines before but never a logo Burn the rest of your face to match?
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Comments (104)
Eternity_fml 0
Fenelon Falls Secondary School (Googled it)? Well, sucks for you, lol.
zzalex92 0
this doesn't sound very plausible. high school football games last about 2 hours, maybe 3 at the most.
ILoveAsianGirls 0
it depends on the location of the solar declination and the time of the day. depending on those two factors, you can get a sunburn anywhere from 15 minutes to never.
nitro27x 2
Every football game at my school is played on Friday nights so I don't think he could get a sunburn if they do likewise.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
It takes about 20 minutes for me to get sunburnt :/ It happens, trust me.
romaunts 0
I get sunburn in less than 15 minutes. In 2-3 hours, I'd be burnt to a crisp. Its called having fair skin, and/or horrible sun location.
romaunts 0
Some schools do it differently, you know. Mine always did it at night, but my ex's school always started in the day. By 7, then were finished, and on their way to the after-game dances.
leisl14 0
my school's were always at 3pm. football generally isn't as big a deal in this region of ontario as anywhere in the states.
MandieHart 0
I say just laugh it off. go buy some make up to cover it. it shouldn't be so noticeable that you can't do anything about it. YDI though for not wearing sunscreen.
squoosh 0
Haha, that's okay, that happened to me last year at my university's homecoming game...just need to remember sunscreen next time. :-)
Kenpachi_fml 0
drink a beer u feel better
najma95 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Lmao, just tell everyone it stands for FOR ***** SAKE, SUNBURN! ;D
dogssrule 0
LMAO!!
ActionManly 11
YDI for supporting Canadian Football :P
tournamentdecide 33
Ever think it was soccer, you idiot?
myballs 0
Agreed. And hell, you can just say you have team spirit!