Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized that I hadn't heard anything about my upcoming class reunion. Turns out it was an invite via Facebook that I didn't receive because most of my classmates are on my block list. FML
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name as "Joke" on our section poster. On purpose. It's supposed to be Jake. FML
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Top comments
unlucky91 0
Well.. do you still have the password? Ahaha, A little payback might be good then ;]
ohhhhshizzz 0
That is a dick move, really. I would be veryyy angry, you should tell them off. Then say they suck ass, you're bass right? Go find a better band, go play better than THEIR bass player and get into that band. Good luck, your friends [ex-bandmates] suck ass.
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Comments (102)
TavokReck5 0
Aww, i'm sorry, that stinks
PenceyXD 0
Aw that sucks.
murderkillpray 0
When I was replaced I practiced more. Now I'm the shit and I'm doing the replacing. Practice, learn new technique and don't play hardcore or emo. Death metal is where it's at.
mef_fml 0
the same thing happened to me only it wasnt over myspace...freshman year my band replaced me without telling me with this girl who could barely play her instrument.
blindEFFIGY 0
Is everyone retarded? People put their music on MySpace as a means to get it out. I have my music on MySpace, and many other social networking sites -- it's just to get it up & out. Anyways, that really sucks, **** them.
ShelleyBear 0
If you post the MySpace address we can all go on there and spam it saying to bring you back because they suck without you :D x That's ******* harsh, dude.
Boredom_killz_ha 0
My brother did that to his guitarist.. but it was the guitarist' fault instead of wanting to help he just got stoned all the time. haha same case with you or were they just assholes?
emilyandenvy 0
Thats fricken colddddddddd. Bahaha #69
Billy_Coen 0
wow, someone didn't get the memo, jaja. hopefully they wern't trying to be too harsh. ^^; -Billy
Mickey2315 0
That sucks. Just find another band. Sometimes the chemistry just isn't there.