FML : Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get...

Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By soontobehobo - / Monday 8 September 2014 02:31 / United States - Mankato

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By Bloink | 25

#6060024 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:15

my mom is like that, she yells at me for not doing something, but she forgets to tell me to do it in the first place

By DerrickJames | 33

#6060021 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:09

Hollister co. does a similar thing :/ You get slowly iced out.

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By DerrickJames | 33

#6060021 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:09

Hollister co. does a similar thing :/ You get slowly iced out.

Jreslier | 15

#6060136 - Monday 8 September 2014 18:11

Wow that's interesting, you should write a book about that!

LiliLatte | 15

#6060416 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 1:12

#29 personally, I wouldn't want to read about Hollister's way of laying off their employees

By Bloink | 25

#6060024 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:15

my mom is like that, she yells at me for not doing something, but she forgets to tell me to do it in the first place

MichellinMan | 20

#6060036 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:32

AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

killuhand | 12

#6060051 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:53

call HR

EverestMelting | 23

#6060074 - Monday 8 September 2014 16:21

I enjoyed your comment #18. Have an upvote.

HJKM_fml | 19

#6060214 - Monday 8 September 2014 19:57

@18 OP already talked to HR. They were the ones who forgot to tell OP they were laid off in the first place.

jamiro11 | 19

#6060299 - Monday 8 September 2014 22:10

finally! i am no longer alone!

By Kranthi | 13

#6060025 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:16

You'll soon get a better job probably.
Don't worry.

jerryj | 27

#6060090 - Monday 8 September 2014 16:53

You make it sound like OP can passively wait and better job offers will suddenly appear, overflowing from her pockets.

By Dlzq | 22

#6060027 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:18

Fucking cunts.

CrAzYELF4 | 26

#6060050 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:53

That really isn't necessary to say. It isn't helping anything.

Dlzq | 22

#6060283 - Monday 8 September 2014 21:39

Comments are supposed to help? Help what?

By woainishamu | 21

#6060028 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:18

HR = How Ridiculous

thefmlman2011 | 30

#6060046 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:48

What you did there, I see it

LunarServant | 10

#6062127 - Thursday 11 September 2014 12:35

Damnit. You beat me to it.

By kAPISH | 29

#6060029 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:18

This is where you should've replied "I was just calling letting you know i quit"

Senseless_487 | 29

#6060244 - Monday 8 September 2014 20:37

Nah, getting laid off is better. Now OP can file for unemployment!

kAPISH | 29

#6060421 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 1:18

Since she was already laid of it wouldn't do any matter if she said she was quitting though

By Baucis | 10

#6060032 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:19

This place obviously has their shit together, very professional.

By ahole69 | 2

#6060034 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:25

You could always suck cock on the corner that is the oldest profession by the way I always tip if she swallows

MichellinMan | 20

#6060043 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:43

Dude...?

jerryj | 27

#6060093 - Monday 8 September 2014 16:54

Check his username and suddenly it's not so surprising that he would post such drivel.

rachangie | 19

#6060148 - Monday 8 September 2014 18:42

And girls you pay are probably the only ones that would go near it.

23lf | 16

#6060183 - Monday 8 September 2014 19:34

Hell, the girls he pays don't even want to

By Ltsdragons | 19

#6060035 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:27

Dang OP, I'm sorry, but on the bright side, you might find a job soon that you'll like more than your job that forgot to tell you they laid you off

By shinxanta | 21

#6060045 - Monday 8 September 2014 15:45

Aren't they required to call you or something? Like legal-wise?

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