Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized that I hadn't heard anything about my upcoming class reunion. Turns out it was an invite via Facebook that I didn't receive because most of my classmates are on my block list. FML
Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML
Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name as "Joke" on our section poster. On purpose. It's supposed to be Jake. FML
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Top comments
unlucky91 0
Well.. do you still have the password? Ahaha, A little payback might be good then ;]
ohhhhshizzz 0
That is a dick move, really. I would be veryyy angry, you should tell them off. Then say they suck ass, you're bass right? Go find a better band, go play better than THEIR bass player and get into that band. Good luck, your friends [ex-bandmates] suck ass.
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Comments (102)
Pierre_Bojangles 0
owned
aho_matsuri 0
oh christ, harsh!
Spencer_CDS 0
That is terrible, BassGuy ... where are you from, anyway (don't even know if it's okay to ask that, here)? I'm always looking for musicians, especially a bassist, right now ... >_>;
LeedsFML 0
YDI... MySpace Loserrrrrrrr!
ZiggyMorrison 0
I think its time for a solo career those other guys were hacks and just bringing down your talent your the star of the band you brought everyone together without you they would be nothing!!!!!
jeanniner 0
dude that sucks. you should change all the photos and descriptions on the page. **** them up for what they did.
HellEnvenom 0
If you are from Slipknot then YDI. You guys have too many members
eveningninja 0
Haha this sucks. You should be like Dave Mustaine and form a more successful band than them.
drop_dead_o8 0
DUDE the same shit has happend to me lik i went into hospitel for 3 weeks and wen i came out ther had replacet me cos i dident call them back after they left me mesages
spamme 0
you´re not a good bass player listen some mccartney and waters.