By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

What if you actually threw up? o_o That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sharing is caring.

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Daederoth 10

I bumped noses on my first kiss, shit like that happens to everyone. Just wait till the first time you have sex. It'll be over before you'll want it to be and finding the 'right hole' in the dark is a challange in its self, just to name a few likely happenings. So don't even worry about your 'first time' with anything, 97%+ of the time its all messed up but very quickly you will get the hang of it. And that's just bein' real.

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Alkix 2

I hope you relax a bit before you try to plan your wedding.

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IneffableLullaby 13

This is mildly embarrassing, yes, but nothing worth really getting upset about. Trust me, worse things could've happened on your first date. :p

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Brendan3693 0

at least you can get a f***ing date. my gf cheated on me. after two days.

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0

just because you hangout with a girl for 2 days that doesn't make her a "girlfriend" it does however make you look kinda sad thinking 2 days = monogamy

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chaser1490 0

my first kiss me and my girl was in the chaple room at my school, bc 5 min earlyer she had passed me a note in the hall telling me to b there bc she really wanted to kiss me. i was like cool, when we were alone the first thing she said to me was.... " can this only last for about half a sec"

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