Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
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Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
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stonerchu 0
Get your revenge! You should peed on him back :D
UncleverName_FYL 0
#19 having your infant cousin piss on you at home and having to walk 2miles in public, when it looks like you just pissed yourself are 2 different things. Some people seem to have no problem walking around with piss on themselves ..... you must do it alot.
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Comments (60)
jillz 0
Stay away from kids. Seriously.
taden 0
yea honestly if you couldnt dodge it, you should have grabbed him, sat on his head and took a piss ;)
Yeoman 0
I hope you karate chopped that kid in half
rukusrazor 0
I want to know if he pointed and laughed before he ran away. Quality parenting.
ditlihi 0
Wow! All this talk of beating a little kid when the Mother responsible was nearby? Get some balls and address the adult that is responsible for the kid peeing in public in the first place.
I2OI3 0
How is the last sentence relevant to the story??
this_one_is_fake 0
fake no one goes for 'afternoon strolls' two miles? I don't think so walking close enough for a kid to pee on you? I doubt it FAKE!!!!
genius_man16 1
wow man, that really sucks. also, 13 made me ROFL
butteredtoast 0
Wtf? Lame. NOT AN FML. Who cares? So what if you were 2 miles from your house? What difference does it make? You didn't have anywhere important to be, and the stain will probably come out. Good grief, seriously, get over yourself. I've gotten peed on by my infant/toddler cousins and niece multiple times and I didn't freak out and run to FML. If this is the worst thing that's happened to you in comparison with everything else, you must have a great life.
UncleverName_FYL 0
#16 you do not see the relevant in walking 2 miles to your house when it looks like you just pissed yourself, that maybe a everyday thing for you, but for the rest of us that’s a fml #5 lmao i was thinking the same thing XD