By b5b0n36 - 11/08/2016 16:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML
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I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off

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That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!

Well, what did you say?

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Well, what did you say?

I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off

Tell him to try a rim job first

You should make subtle differences to each of your profile pictures so we can play spot the difference!

That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!

species4872 19

Only if you feel like they've done a lot of mileage.

simplysarcastics 26

"Yeah let's go ahead and add some oil, your mileage is pretty high girl.

....am I the only one wondering how OP responded to the question?

I'm curious myself.

#6 check #1's replies

Hey, whatever gets your motor going is fine by me.

username635 16

Well...can it?

Rednecks, rednecks everywhere.

If you want to risk getting toxic chemicals inside your body or someone else's, sure. Seriously though. Get on that new friend thing. Perhaps some that are a bit smarter.

already on it bucko!

I hope you told them yes.