Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. Ten minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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pocahontas888 2
I don't see how this is necessarily a bad thing....
marshmallowmouse 0
How about starting a conversation next time - it doesn't always have to be the guy who chats YOU up, you know...
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Comments (123)
zook182 0
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!! ydi
FD929 0
Sounds like a winner! How desperate are you?
Mustardnight 3
Aww dude that was just mean spirited :( feel bad please.
bluboi917 0
I'm speechless...
dknight_fml 0
haha that's hilarious... but i mean you guys must pretty young for the waiter to actually bring him crayons without giving you guys a weird look or something =D still funny though.
humblebumble 1
Haha brilliant. FYL.
jaded_gal 0
Ignore the ball sacks postings at the top. You should've ordered the most expensive menu items, hitting ALL courses, whispered to the waiter you needed your meal presented "to go"
jaded_gal 0
what's up with all the MEN posting that it's HER fault b/c she is either: Ugly, Shy or a Bitch? Why can't we say, "That guy was an inconsiderate douche!" Why's it always the woman to blame?
polico_wolf 0
"why are the women always to blame" I hate people like you. When the women gets blamed ONCE you say they ALWAYS get blamed. They dont. The man always gets blamed. Every once in a while a woman gets the blame. But if you've ever seen any comments, you would know. PS. sorry for the book PSS I wonder if you are a man or a woman........ its just so hard to tell..... not
Invierno 10
Real feminists seek equality. There are no "extreme feminists," those are just sexist women.
Youdontwinfriend 0
Real feminists want everything to be equal, but when the check comes, where are they?
containsnosoy 0
It actually is her fault for whining about him not talking to her, when she didn't talk to him either.. Wow, Go "polico_wolf" for saying it's never always the woman who is blamed, but it IS always the man who is blamed. It's like you're arguing against yourself..... Come on now, generalizing doesn't get you anywhere.. You don't have to be feminist to split the check, or to decide who pays this time and/or the next. It's a cute line, but if you actually think about it, it's pretty petty, overused/unoriginal thought, and irrelevant these days..
Vitamin_C 0
You should have left the second he ordered crayons.. As if you just sat there while the moron coloured! And don't take advice from the 12 year olds posting at the top - not joining an immature boy while he made an ass of himself doesn't make you a stuck up bitch! PS: Kill your bestfriend.
Vitamin_C 0
then you're clearly 12 and should be eating at McDonald's