Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. Ten minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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pocahontas888 2
I don't see how this is necessarily a bad thing....
marshmallowmouse 0
How about starting a conversation next time - it doesn't always have to be the guy who chats YOU up, you know...
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Comments (123)
AMMYFIST 0
you could of joined in and used it as a conversation starter? maybe he was just nervous to try talking to you..
JIY537 0
everyone has still has a kid inside them u can't blame him it's fun
BrownSugar_fml 5
lol @ 1 and agree with 5
lickmyjock 0
So were you... *takes off sunglasses* Colored pink? (YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!)
spermdump 0
sounds like he... *removes sunglasses* ... had a colourful evening (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
ArcadeFeaverdog 0
xD What a legend, great idea!
gingersnapper 0
Lol! Your best friend must have a pretty sadistic sense of humour.
May525XoXo 8
Lol! But the best friend also could have not known he acts like a three-year old when he's on a date with someone.
Peroxide 3
Depends, if he stays inside the lines he's marriage material.
redbluegreen 41
He's just not that into you.
Seventytimeseven 0
why didn't you talk to him then? you could have colored and made a little kingdom together, conversation of ridiculousness then could have stemmed and continued throughout the date. It doesn't sound like all his fault
redbluegreen 41
waterynuggets 0
YDI for being a pedo