Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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By My Life Is Just PERFECT - 30/03/2013 15:29 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Wednesday 6 January 2010 9:22

I don't see how this is necessarily a bad thing....

marshmallowmouse 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 9:27

How about starting a conversation next time - it doesn't always have to be the guy who chats YOU up, you know...

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ColdGold 6

Wednesday 6 January 2010 21:29

Funny. There are a multitude of bad dates out there. Maybe you need some hobbies? You may meet someone while you're doing something that you like to do. I'm thinking that your best friend sucks. You can tell her I said so.

Bertha5 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 21:54

hahah! ur obviously boring.

Danzergirl1 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:50

Dont disown. Hes just shy and who WOULDNY want to colour!?

Morphs 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:43

So, you sat there silently for half an hour staring at him... you didn't come up with the idea to leave in the meantime??

racerapj 10

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:25

Really? no conversation starter? If I went on a date with a girl and she did that, I would find it cute and attempt to join in...

exquisite 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:49

and you didn't say "um yea, this isn't going to work" and then get up and leave. YDI for staying

Feverrotes 15

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:19

A lot of my legit comments on here get moderated because it "violates the rules." If #23 's highly insulting post towards the OP doesn't get moderated for the same reason, there's really something messed up about the FML Staff.

chobbest 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:30

Ummmmm... this should be on MLIA. everyone who posts on FML has such a depressed outlook toward everything.

sunny321 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:44

you all are a bunch of sticks in the mud. "we r serious adults, this r serious date. no fun spontaneity allowed!" so what, its kinda cute that he started coloring, though its a little strange he didnt talk while he was doing it but he probably saw you didn't really "get it" so he felt awkward and just kept going...but you could of talked and sort of joked about it. dont take everything so seriously, Jesus.

brittany20 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:41

Don't feel bad, many ppl just have communication probs...u should of just laughed I went on several dates with a guy that just sat there. coloring is better than nothing haha.. u shoulda made convo tho he could just be shy. take my advice tho let it go soon cuz if it doesn't get better on the 2nd date it won't, u cannot make someone interesting.