SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Jill04
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
How did it go?
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
No date for me
United States
Weird encounter
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Krissy
Fort Wayne, United States
Let's not do this again
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.
katsteak 0
Well you can hardly trust anyone now.
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hateevryone 15
don't really see the problem here.
fox333 0
The voices in your head can be friendly I suppose...
GummiBearss13 0
You can't trust anybody nowadays your 'bestfriend' could be a freakin ninja or a teletubbi for all u no 0_o #confusedmuch?
laden_swallow09 35
Would he happen to be a Mawg?
laden_swallow09 35
Didn't read 35's comment before I posted this. How can I delete from cell… if at all?
kronick_fml 0
My imaginary friend sleep with my imaginary girlfriend
emilo_fml 0
Whose the second? His mom?
AngelSpit 18
The ONLY thing I can think to say about this is "Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too. We share the same views and hardly ever argue. Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span and rock out to old school Durran-Durran"
geod69 8
Sounds like you need a new date
drsaw4 0
He is an arrogant bastard
zoe768532 1
Well he want's a friend u can be his friend.