SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Jill04
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
How did it go?
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Oh no…
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
No date for me
United States
Weird encounter
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
KDH
Santa Monica, United States
Classic
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Krissy
Fort Wayne, United States
Let's not do this again
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.
katsteak 0
Well you can hardly trust anyone now.
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flockz 20
i imagined him frolicking in a field of petunias running towards a blow up picture of himself with "I Just Had Sex" playing in the background. is that weird?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Nope.
weritomexican 7
Not at all, I can see this happening tooO.o
lcrofts 3
May I just say, you're stunning!
Dracoboxer357 36
I'm sure #39 has no problem with you saying he's stunning, #46. How about you, #24? #39, he stunning or not? I give him a solid 7 outta 10. ;) lol! Okay sorry, lame! :) But can't we all be beautiful? ;)
mango260 9
I can't say that word "flolicking" it sounds like fro-loc-king lols
LullzKitteh 1
ur stunning too, 46. but not in the good way.
ContentDeletedll 0
Cut and run girl!
omg_kristina 4
Eh. Not that big of an FML.
22jrdn55 15
You rub his back, he sneezes then goes to bed.
flockz 20
ya i don't see why he's your friend. you put a bag on his head, stick him in a dark cave, and make him do pushups until he throws up. sounds like a terrible friend to me.
thederpinator10 0
imaginary friend time.
Ecklcakes 15
Was he also his own best "date"?
bitchesbecrazy2 4
OP: So I went out with this really awesome guy and we were having a great conversation but..... OP's friend: But what? OP: But his best friend kinda sounds like a real jackass
ImaginaryFoe 1
I must've interpreted this differently from everyone else. I imagined they were set up by mutual friends and the OP's date was so unhappy with the hookup that he felt he could no longer trust his friend so he's really hus own best friend. Well, I'm sure you're all right and I had a bit too much nog. Ignore me, OP.
sprucemoose 0
ohhh that makes sense!!
DocBastard 40
Maybe he meant he was his own best friend until he got to know you better, and then you could take over the position? Shit the holidays are clouding my judgment.
Enslaved 38
Is that from finally getting to eat your gingerbread house? Sugar rushes cloud my judgement, too. (: