Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, after I bashed my head into the wall behind me yesterday and knocked myself flat while flinging my head back to get my hair in a ponytail, it still hurts, so I went to hospital. Yep, skull fracture with a slight inward depression. I might need surgery. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, my surgeon was giving me the lowdown of what was going to happen on the operating table. I was anxious enough without him saying stuff like "cut you open", "quite a bit of blood" and "it's all quite risky." That's all I remember before fainting. My wife won't stop mocking me for it. FML
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destr0yer 7
great hospital you are at
Aakash04 0
BOOM ! Double headshot !
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Comments (126)
bigbadtim 7
I don't know if you have to pay for your healthcare in Belgium, if you do they should give you a discount on your medical bills.
mffp 9
sue the *****.
Keyganator 5
be grateful he gave you head.
moonlight970 0
Ouch! If it makes you feel better just imagine how embarrassed the student must feel for not being able to watch without passing out.
xInMyDreams 0
F for the student (:
lmaoatall 6
I've hit my head hard before. nothing that required a full head wrap. now unless the student stood 7 foot, I would be suspicious of their explanation. I think they might have dropped you op. request to see your offender.
Siji 0
If you've ever watched House you've probably seen them give someone surgery. In there hospital the observation room is behind glass and one floor up. When I read the FML I pictured it like that without the glass.
instantmusic 4
Geeez, when I started reading this I was anticipating it being a case of juxtaposed charts. Accidental brain surgery WOULD be a pretty big FML.
cupakake 0
fyl indeed!
XxThrasherxX 0
Dumb ass....
XxIVIODZxX 6
Ouch.