Health: Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun...

By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Midland

Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 22 May 2009 13:03

How is this a FML? If you dirtbike then you know the risks. Ending up with those kinds of injuries is par for the course surely? But yea, I'm with #1. Just tell them yes.

KennyP55 0

Friday 22 May 2009 13:02

So tell them yes?

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kgrizzly 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:45

dude your a girl dirt biker? YOU COMPLETE ME!

live_and_learn 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:09

how exactly do you "spin" out of control on a dirtbike?

revanche 2

Monday 25 July 2011 3:29

u obviously have never riden

Jackthestripper 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 10:20

Were you?

Rauron 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 10:53

YDI because dirt bikes. Seriously.

0010110 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:15

"a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. " oh my god, that made me cringe... anyways, feel better!

EmbryH 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:56

lol I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. And hey, you're lucky. I broke my right arm with a similar accident.

love15_fml 8

Saturday 23 May 2009 19:24

And #53 (AKA ShelbyG in case the #s change): Twilight is a BOOK too. The book is better, the movie killed it.

kj55 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:50

Look at it this way, At least you didn't run into a house, riding your dirt bike illegally on the road, and almost kill yourself. My boyfriend did that a few weeks ago...

helloween_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:51

first of all, i think its really cool you ride dirtbikes. can i ask what you ride? second, that does really suck for you, both the wipeout and your friends giving you a hard time. i had a similar incident when i was riding a few weeks ago but i dont have a gf so none of the guys asked haha