Health: Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun...

By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Midland

Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 22 May 2009 13:03

How is this a FML? If you dirtbike then you know the risks. Ending up with those kinds of injuries is par for the course surely? But yea, I'm with #1. Just tell them yes.

KennyP55 0

Friday 22 May 2009 13:02

So tell them yes?

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:06

Damn, what did #6 say?

PladMamba3 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 4:28

I want to know to

hyper12332 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:33

you say yes! anyways...you would think you would have a "gash" on your neck bandaged up or something the day it happened. ...

hyper12332 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:35

31 a "dirtbike" doesnt mean it has three wheels retard...ever heard of a "2 wheeler?" and it doesnt take much to hit a ditch resulting in you going over the handle bars...

Polionixon 2

Friday 22 May 2009 17:40

I like how all u nerds are referencing back to Twilight hahahahahahhahaahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats how much i laughed. It's ok though i enjoy Twilight myself. :P

makjon86 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:40

What did six say???? I agree with 21 and 27. And 23, perhaps this would ruin her reputation with her friends???? Just a thought....

KillerL1ama 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:45

Um...so? You got a few bruises, a sprain...no big deal. You were having fun, and obviously dirt biking has it's risks. As for the latter part of the post, are you offended because they think you sleeping with your boyfriend? Is it really so hard to say, "No, haha, I crashed my dirtbike"? I gotta admit, you sound rather insecure. YDI, just get over it.

littlegolferboy 4

Friday 22 May 2009 17:56

"Today, people assumed something about me that wasn't true. FML." See how retarded it sounds when you reword it like that? Now I hope we've all learnt a lesson here today.

thequeenofscots 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:05

...Bawww? Again, as I said to somebody else: if this is the worst shit in your life you can think of to submit as an FML, then you are a lucky bitch to have some a trouble-free, easy life.