Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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ElricMustang 23
I was going to say "Nothing wrong with that; sounds fun!" and then I saw that you're male... Good luck, OP!
Agax 12
I don't understand why there are so many people obsessing over one movie that came out 8 months ago.
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Comments (193)
cypherwars 15
you could take pointers from gru of despicable me 2 :D
PhoenixRiver 10
do u wanna build a snowman OP. Thats not so bad. atleast you are princess material :)
113421145311564 14
OP's a guy
mattrd_fml 31
So are you Elsa or Anna?
XPENGUINWAFFLEX 3
Be happy the princesses are hot
jubalIJTF 7
At least you know you're pretty I've never seen an ugly girl dress as a princess let alone promote a store like so.
lylecrocodile110 2
Make the best of it. Drop the neckline, mess up your hair, adopt a 50-year-old Bostonian chain smoker voice, and complain to children about how you're not as tight as you used to be.
tfios_baby 8
Just "let it go". But for the first time in forever you can be a princess! :D
karlos_85 3
personally I fail to see the problem, so what you have to dress up for the day?!? are you too cool to have fun? I spend last Friday dressed as a banana at work and had a great time!
devildog3766 3
do you want to build a snowman
hannaks 2
I wonder who will be working with you .... hmmm who will be your new sister