Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
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Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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ElricMustang 23
I was going to say "Nothing wrong with that; sounds fun!" and then I saw that you're male... Good luck, OP!
Agax 12
I don't understand why there are so many people obsessing over one movie that came out 8 months ago.
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Comments (193)
ArashiGirl 13
I say YDI...Because I would kill to have a job where I would have to dress up like Anna or Elsa and get paid for it!
False_Stupidity 42
Yes but your a girl, OP is a guy and probably dose not wish to cross-dress.
ArashiGirl 13
...Still say YDI
Saraishi 25
Do you have to sing too?
UmmOkThen 31
Princess dress-up, that sounds kinda fun.
patrickbeast3ga 3
Well, I guess you could take it as being called pretty
metalhead88 9
I assume you work at the store called "ice"
katina1236 20
Well is it Ana or Elsa??
AlittleSanity 11
You need to let it go!
worldclassrager 41
Could be worse right?
dresnick 8
people r going to look at u like wtf we r at a ******* beach. sorry that must suck
LostInTheZone11 29
FYL BIG TIME! I have reached my the end of my fuse on Frozen songs. I spent 10 minuets listening to an air raid siren, and it did not annoy me as much as 15 seconds of Let it Go.
LostInTheZone11 29
Whoops! Ignore that extra my.