Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
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Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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ElricMustang 23
I was going to say "Nothing wrong with that; sounds fun!" and then I saw that you're male... Good luck, OP!
Agax 12
I don't understand why there are so many people obsessing over one movie that came out 8 months ago.
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Comments (193)
Cass_x 22
Even though I like frozen, I'm gonna say fyl on this..
JullaBean 10
At least there's only two princesses.
kmccain 27
Technically there's only one. Elsa is a queen.
JullaBean 10
True. I don't get why my comment is getting disliked. What I meant was that you'll only have two costumes. But I forgot that Elsa became the queen, so there's only one.
DougK76 11
She was a princess for the beginning of the movie. Only became a queen right before everything happened.
CurlyQute 17
I still haven't even seen that movie...
stevenN659 24
I havemt seen it either, and I have no intention of watching it.
igive 29
I could do without the singing, but I liked it. I am not ashamed.
1two3four5six 23
You're not missing out on much. The plot was a mess.
Sakuraashita 15
Oh, for the first time in forever, let it go... At least until Summer.
ahippienamedrae 10
How many people get to be a princess for a day, though?
foxwasalamb 24
im a princess every motherfuckin day
Rainhawk94 27
Ariel by the looks of it
coolpuppy6 7
Like #2 said, was gonna say you'll survive until I saw "man." Well.... It could be worse? I mean, most cross dressers are straight, but I'm pretty sure they all consent to it.. Good luck!
bobilina 12
I thought that would have been awesome... Until I saw that you were a guy...! Good luck with that xD
leeloo900 9
Just let it goooooo let it goooooo! It shouldn't bother you anyway. Haha
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Do you want to build a snow man?
FordTough 11
Since you are a dude, couldnt it be considered sexual harrassment to force you to dress as a princess?
brand125 17
hows that sexual harasment?
xoteeshaox 22
not sure it'd be classed as "sexual" harrassment, but definitely harrassment of some kind if you didnt consent to dressing as a girl.
gracehi 33
I think the argument could be made that this could be classified as sexual harassment. They're forcing him to dress as a gender with which he does not identify. Some might call that deliberate public humiliation.