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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By Gahh... - 03/12/2012 05:18 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Monday 5 November 2012 0:56

does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?

1Brucie 2

Monday 5 November 2012 0:56

Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)

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hannnahmarie 14

Wednesday 7 November 2012 12:50

Oh god, that makes me want to puke.

lemonademixer 7

Wednesday 14 November 2012 4:58

That lady is revolting.

Sarah_g_19 24

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:05

That is sick :/

needsagf14 12

Sunday 19 May 2013 6:10

Real classy

nmrg 10

Sunday 17 November 2013 9:01

Excuse me while I puke in my mouth.

Anonymousbeing 15

Monday 7 September 2015 21:52

Mmmmmm leftovers

KereKris 25

Tuesday 1 August 2017 19:34

I was eating a salad while reading this but I've lost my appetite now... Guess I'll eat it later. That is so gross!!! Maybe have a talk with her about dental hygiene? Or hygiene in general? In any case, FYL.

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