Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a girl, all because I wore a pride-themed Mickey Mouse shirt. Apparently, I’m supporting “hypocritical capitalist freaks” who profit off LGBT people, yet support anti-LGBT legislation. Also, she commented about my Starbucks drink, another “anti-LGBT company.” I can’t win. FML
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML
Today, a tattoo artist angrily threw me out of his store because an "88" tattoo is apparently a Nazi thing, representing “Heil Hitler.” I just wanted my birth year. FML
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well Disney ******* closed Lucas Arts and CANCELLED 1313 you HORRIBLE EXCUSE OF A BEING YOU HAVE THE TATTOO OF THE DEVIL. Just kidding I don't even play those games.
Talooka 10
Really? I mean, I could understand if it was Donald Duck, but c'mon...
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83babynique 7
It has something to do with North Korea. I just watched a video that showed people in Japan protesting and one of the people had a sign with Kim Jong on it and he had a Mickey Mouse picture on his chest. Not sure how it relates.. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2013/apr/10/north-korea-attack-world-video
Ibeatmyself 3
I'm covered in tattoos I would have started to run around say random things to freak her out
someclumsyguy 2
...being tattoed in japan might be a... thing ^^' during my time there i had a tattoed japanese friend, and suddenly it wasnt me anymore who got all the stares but him...
darkcosinus 16
I refuse to believe that's your first encounter with an idiot. The common rule is just to ignore them
Kk_Waylen24 21
She's probably mormon
TehGinga94 21
I agree with your post's name.... My cat's name is Mickey. As for you being the spawn of Satan, I doubt that.
jonnyb_118 6
lol i would have busted up laughing at her
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Fxxk her. What's it to her what you tattoo on YOUR body!?
simsgirlgem 25
That sucks OP my dad has tats and I always wanted one only thing stopping me my low tolerance for pain ^^;
escobar07 10
If your gonna go down at least go all the way with a real one not a fake one