Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a girl, all because I wore a pride-themed Mickey Mouse shirt. Apparently, I’m supporting “hypocritical capitalist freaks” who profit off LGBT people, yet support anti-LGBT legislation. Also, she commented about my Starbucks drink, another “anti-LGBT company.” I can’t win. FML
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML
Today, a tattoo artist angrily threw me out of his store because an "88" tattoo is apparently a Nazi thing, representing “Heil Hitler.” I just wanted my birth year. FML
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well Disney ******* closed Lucas Arts and CANCELLED 1313 you HORRIBLE EXCUSE OF A BEING YOU HAVE THE TATTOO OF THE DEVIL. Just kidding I don't even play those games.
Talooka 10
Really? I mean, I could understand if it was Donald Duck, but c'mon...
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SCTetra 10
Well she's write to judge you. According to the bible, any form of a tattoo is a sin.
rg350dx 29
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye." I'm confused how she's "write" to judge someone else. I mean according to the Bible anyways...
Pleonasm 36
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
darwinism 30
I love it when that happens to me! What you do is make an evil laugh then get serious all of a sudden, then lean in and wisper in her ear "The time is near but still not here. Speak of this again and I will take you with me!" Laugh and walk away but stop after 6 steps, slowly turn to look at her with an evil grin, then continue walking away and laughing.
The_Thinker 18
Why get a fake tattoo of Mickey Mouse though? For the glory of Satan, of course!
unknown_user5566 27
I really dislike when people react to tattoos like that, fake or otherwise. Having tattoos ≠ eternal damnation. I think it's fine if people just simply don't like tattoos, but they shouldn't be forcing those opinions onto other people. I don't care if people DON'T have tattoos- why should anyone care if I do?
delaneyluke 5
I agree, Like a tattoo of a knife or gun does not make a person a killer.
perdix 31
Ripping off the venerable Walt Disney Corporation sounds pretty diabolical to me.
ShioriTsumi 13
'Fake', meaning NOT an actual tattoo. As in, likely a temporary tattoo. The kinds that kids get in sticker packages and the like and that wash off with soap and water. Don't hate on her for having a 'tattoo of any kind'. It's just a picture. It's not permanent or anything. And yeesh, misjudging Mickey Mouse for a devil? Really?
jlynpa 10
Maybe she was a Ralph nadar fan. I'm sure in some anti commercialist circles Mickey is considered akin to satan
Kkkdawg 27
Oh man. I'm so sorry. I have many tattoos, and I'm sure people secretly judge me, but I've never had anyone actually condemn me for them. Quite the opposite, really. And it's usually older ladies that tell me they really like them. The first people I show my new tattoos to are my grandparents and they love them! If you didn't freak out or say anything rude back, I applaud you. You handled it much better than I would have.
PerditaDessa 38
I have many tattoos, as well, and people freak out about mine regularly. Very rarely do I get older people who are that rude about it though, they tend to go for the 'you're ruining such pretty skin' type of comments instead.
Flaum 7
You should have said to her, "You should see the one on my a**!"
Tiger9099 11
Now that is evil.