Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a girl, all because I wore a pride-themed Mickey Mouse shirt. Apparently, I’m supporting “hypocritical capitalist freaks” who profit off LGBT people, yet support anti-LGBT legislation. Also, she commented about my Starbucks drink, another “anti-LGBT company.” I can’t win. FML
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML
Today, a tattoo artist angrily threw me out of his store because an "88" tattoo is apparently a Nazi thing, representing “Heil Hitler.” I just wanted my birth year. FML
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well Disney ******* closed Lucas Arts and CANCELLED 1313 you HORRIBLE EXCUSE OF A BEING YOU HAVE THE TATTOO OF THE DEVIL. Just kidding I don't even play those games.
Talooka 10
Really? I mean, I could understand if it was Donald Duck, but c'mon...
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Comments (84)
skyeyez9 25
Mickey and Satan are in cahoots with each other.
maximus_prime 24
Have you seen them in the same room together, just saying.
xheathaax 3
She probably thought it was real. There's no trying to reason with super religious people like that. That's when you look at them and hey if I'm going to hell at least I'm having fun doing it. If it was real or not it's your life do what you want with it, and don't let things like that bother you.
SamCat 21
i feel for you OP, I have a tattoo of Betty Boop that I get compliments on all the time but twice I have been yelled at and called a "disgusting lesbian" who's "going straight to hell". I am straight, married and of faith :) More people need to mind their own business.
Markuskacz 4
funny at your username
doodieman 9
If only logic could be given to people, if only.
CanadianCutie22 16
weired!
spike7447 13
That lady would probably have a stroke, if she saw my "**** You" tattoo on my arm ;-)
SmosherMe 6
People tell me I'm the reincarnation of Satan.
EvilUndead 9
Just don't bother explaining - they'll all die anyway.
seriouscat 11
People still get grossed out by tattoos?
Grimnirwher9 21
SOME people, yes.