Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
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Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
The insult wasn't that she was old, it was that you outted her for being related to you.
amy397123 0
Tell your boss.
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Comments (43)
nazooer 11
Then you're a complete moron
blastvortex 4
Uh. Explain it to him. Duh.
raeannriley 0
I hate fmls where the issue could have been fixed by simple explations. usually means one of two things. it's fake, or ydi for not explaining. orrr it's fake. no boss is that retarded no matter what you like to say for attention.
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
LOL quite funny let your boss know
luvbird1 0
lol thats just sad... my boss knows my grandma so HA! maybe you should introduce them...
livebetter 0
The OP has got no balls. When you are written up at work the first thing that happens is you are told the nature of thd complaint and then asked to give your response. This OP must have said nothing in response. If they had told them it was their grandma then the whole thing would have been dismissed. If the OP cannot handle a simple thing like this then God help them when real trouble comes knocking.
Rika18 0
Wtf. Ask him wat he calls his grandma and you'll just use that instead.
damian12 0
hhahaahhahahaha
_pk_ 0
Ugh, I hate it when people ask themselves questions and then give themselves the answer. And this is not FML, just an explanation from the OP would've worked.
Grangoire 0
Somewhat understandable. I'm sure the manager's grandmother feels insulted to be his/her grandmother too. :-p