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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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By Joe - 16/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By 552220000 - 14/06/2019 22:00

Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 07:23

Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML

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sailorguy 2

Friday 18 March 2011 22:46

YDI for being a cheating low life crooked lousy student who can't do well without breaking the rules that other people follow.

DocBastard 38

Friday 18 March 2011 22:56

Aww, you poor thing! You looked silly because you were cheating. Well boo ******* hoo, you idiot scumbag. Maybe you'll learn something from this experience, but based on your story, you haven't got two brain cells to rub together. Repeat after me, "Is that for here or t? go?" Get used to saying that.

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jess6blondie9 2

Friday 18 March 2011 23:05

That's what you get for cheating.

Wurby 8

Friday 18 March 2011 23:07

Hawt.

TayonaC 10

Friday 18 March 2011 23:09

ha I like the picture

urdirtyolduncle 15

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:58

yes just like your pic is "hawt"

holymolybro 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:11

So, did you ever find the note?

wyld3fyr3 3

Friday 18 March 2011 23:14

I read this as "I was cheating so I looked stupid when I got away with it." This isn't a "**** my life" kind of moment. This is a "woo-*******-hoo! I didn't get caught cheating and get thrown out of college for academic dishonesty, I'm ******* lucky" moment. If you wanted to learn how to improve your subtlety, slight of hand, and dishonesty, why didn't you just become a pickpocket instead of paying money to do it?

vbmg152 18

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:46

Well said!!

mini14 1

Friday 18 March 2011 23:20

Wow that's just kind of a fail. All the commenters that are saying cheating is wrong, or whatever, seriously? Like you never have? Just cause you people got caught isn't their fault.

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 18 March 2011 23:34

@40 I've never cheated so I'm entitled to my opinion that cheating is wrong.

Lorysa 11

Friday 18 March 2011 23:45

I think you make a good point. If it's just an elective filler class like high school etiquette, does it really matter in the long run? On the other hand, if a college med student cheated, that could mean stupid doctor later on, which is really bad. The weird thing is that every teacher has a different idea of cheating. In one of my classes, we were allowed to write notes on a 3x5 card for the exam, so I wrote on both sides of it in the tiniest handwriting possible and was able to fit in lots of material.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:27

Yes, like totally seriously! Not everyone cheats, dumbass. Some of us studied and didn't have to cheat.

puddy_fml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 7:11

I have never cheated. All people who cheat in life need to be quarantined together. degenerates. *exasperated sigh*

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:49

Does a person have to be perfect to point out that doing something wrong is wrong? It is wrong to cheat. If you cheat, you deserve all of the negative consequences.

Kadz184 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:22

that's bad for your ******.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 18 March 2011 23:24

I lol at this.

POPO28_fml 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:26

haha

varkey 7

Friday 18 March 2011 23:24

you are ******* stupid YDI

zeta24 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:32

karma

DelPiero10 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:34

netherlands? ESPAÑA CAMPIONES DEL MUNDO!!!!!!

interexntsc 12

Friday 18 March 2011 23:35

let's see, you were cheating and still too stupid to finish before the guy next to you. get used to your life being fckd - its the only way you are going to survive.