Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, rehearsals started for the haunted house I act in. As we were running through the house and reading through our lines, the set designer turned on the hydraulic pump to test something, accidentally causing a tumbling bookshelf effect to go off. Guess where I was standing. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML
Today, I signed up for a theater production as they needed extras. I had exactly one line in the entire play. During opening night, I became so focused on remembering the line, I forgot to walk on stage when it was my cue. People stood there on stage waiting for my character, who was backstage, congratulating himself for not forgetting his line. FML
Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
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Maddoctor 10
Well at least it was a dramatic finish!
greenltrn2003 0
**** the drama lets party!!!!!!!!!
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master565 0
has anyone relized bloodthorn is always 2nd and has stupid comments? obvieesly no life
pwnage79 0
win!
TicTacAddict 0
Sounds like something I'd do... except it wouldn't be an accident. UnceUnceUnceUnceUnceUnceUnce If I was onstage, I'd most likely start dancing.
cake_eaterx3 0
ooh..that sucks. im a sound techie at my high school. well..mainly sound, i can do lights too. something like that happened to me before. my laptop was falling a sleep so i hit the mouse pad thing, and the sound effect went off. it was totally embarassing.
Nonotyouher 0
I do lights at my school too and I've never done that. Hopefully I won't have a story like that. fyl.
catiedid 0
yikes, that's pretty bad, but i've been there. working lights sucks cuz it's practically impossible to mess up without everyone noticing. don't feel too bad.
SilentWorker 0
That stinks! I work the lights at the drama production at my school as well, and I've had my fair share of messups. Don't feel bad - At least you didn't totally miss your cue and leave a bunch of people in the dark as they sang... like I did. X_X
cyxx 0
Hahahahaha that's awesome!! And easy to fix... you said it was the LAST scene, right? Just play it off as the beginning of the finale! :)
meddude 0
lmao i dunno, that sounds pretty damn awesome. the actors/actresses should've just played along and started having a badass rave onstage.
JackMVHS 0
Yes, usually pressing GO doesn't allow for much mishaps in cues. But, these boards are computer based. This means files can become corrupted or not saved correctly, resulting in errors.