Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, rehearsals started for the haunted house I act in. As we were running through the house and reading through our lines, the set designer turned on the hydraulic pump to test something, accidentally causing a tumbling bookshelf effect to go off. Guess where I was standing. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML
Today, I signed up for a theater production as they needed extras. I had exactly one line in the entire play. During opening night, I became so focused on remembering the line, I forgot to walk on stage when it was my cue. People stood there on stage waiting for my character, who was backstage, congratulating himself for not forgetting his line. FML
Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
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Maddoctor 10
Well at least it was a dramatic finish!
greenltrn2003 0
**** the drama lets party!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (125)
White667 0
This shouldn't be FML, You should have pretended it was a joke and you meant to do it.
inside_joke 0
lmao I definitely did the *unce unce unce* out loud when I saw it typed out but yeah lights are tough to work with.
fentoozlerr 0
kick ass :]
Bsquared_21 0
OMG! something very similar like that happened to me. I'm in the Tech Crew at my high school and a few years back we were doing The Wizard of Oz and right in the middle of the performance two guys in our booth were screwing around and were pushing each other and one of them ran into the close curtain button during the show! We quickly tired to get it back open and eventually did but everyone was looking back at us and the director was coming over our comm system and was screaming at us like "What the hell is going on up there"! So the director spent the rest of the show up there with us. So yes, I know exactly how you feel and it Sucks!
dnb23 0
If you're going to screw up, screw up big. Throw some party music in with the lights and play it off.
crazycontagious 0
Flashing party lights are better than blackouts any day. You win sir, you win.
boatkicker 5
During the last play I was in, one of the Techies screwed up and turned on the wrong music Thankfull it was at a rehearsal. You can sometimes play off of messed up lighting, but when a totally misplaced song comes on its a little harder. At least fireworks for a kiss make sense. Picture Jai Ho at a funeral.
Ziltiod94 0
even though this is basically your fault it was hilarious
lnsean4 0
fml for reading this crap and ydi for thinking it was an fml ITS NOT A BIG DEAL GET OVER IT
Mimi22_fml 0
BORING......
QueenOfBoredom 0
yes you are