Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
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2random 0
train her to do everything wrong .. =)
lilmsmft 0
you know you can talk to your manager and explain that it is not comfortable for you. a good manager will understand. if not i guess you can always get a new job?
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Comments (36)
zac15 0
someone has time
hiloman500 0
wow. that's a awesome #1
BZ23 1
Win
AwesomeSkySky 1
While your teaching her stuff, just insult her while your doing it. Example: "and this is the coffee machine bitch, so now lets go meet the other employees I hate you, and then we'll have our lunch brake"
daemonsparta 16
and he'd get fired.... have none of you people had jobs?
chocolatekitty 7
Give a hard time, and while your at it give her dog treats when she actually does something right. :D
TJ Bradley 10
Degrade her! Love it
ATLAS369 9
Just lie to her during training and make her do something to screw up at work and get fired
CantTouchThat 29
He's been here for MONTHS apparently and I just noticed today that one of my girlfriends ex's works in the same building as I do. We're in different departments. That's how I didn't realize for a while. But he doesn't know that I know though. So yea..it gets awkward..