Work: Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted...

By RickTooBomb - 05/10/2016 15:23 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted us to park his car. He said he had an accident. We looked in the car and saw poop all over the seat. We still had to park the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

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Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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No exit! No choice!

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I drove my car and suddenly I got diarrhea & shit my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then, one of my work mates saw my car and came to say hello, she saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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TXfmylifer 10

Thursday 6 October 2016 9:57

Dude, unsafe working conditions. You can probably contact someone at OSHA and report whoever made you park it. Seriously, no shit.

Jlyoung 20

Thursday 6 October 2016 9:52

I work as a valet and I hope to God that never happens to me. I am deeply sorry for your experience.

Comments

phoebenut 4

Thursday 6 October 2016 17:11

I work at a retirement home, so this happens all the time. We're never required to come in contact with the poop, though... FYL, OP. I honesty would have quit.

Pandistoteles 16

Thursday 6 October 2016 19:47

Oh shit!

Loganshea51 5

Thursday 6 October 2016 22:49

That's shitty

lestatsbride 3

Friday 7 October 2016 0:21

I'm sure you have cleaning stuff nearby, right?

trucker2 33

Friday 7 October 2016 1:34

I'll assume ***** gonna get deep any minute now.

cowduck7 11

Friday 7 October 2016 2:33

This sucks but the old guy isn't a terrible person he's old and crazy haha, I feel bad for him too.

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 7 October 2016 3:36

Why do you think he's crazy? Stomach issues or accidents don't make a person crazy.

brookig 10

Tuesday 11 October 2016 8:16

He's not crazy for having an accident, he's crazy for still going into a public place covered in shit and crazy for knowingly handing over his car full of shit to a valet to park.