Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I heard, "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
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sonicgreg 12
I'll have a wingman and a large fry.
jasonbrosef 0
Make it more awkward and have a conversation with him while he's down there.
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Comments (100)
OHai15 12
What a butthole. What is he hiding for? You guys already seen each other...
TarieBoo 2
shouldve used an invisible cloak......
fgsuperman 20
An invisible cloak? That won't hide him too well...
Michael_92 20
How the hell do you find it?
smydiwannafthata 5
That's when you say peekaboo!
nikijcchz 10
What happened on that date, how bad was it or is he a jerk or u might just b that weird girl
The_Hitdude 12
There's this new thing called 'using entire words' and 'punctiation'. Crazy, right? You should try it some time!
SaturnV 25
When criticizing someone else for improper use of language, it's usually a good idea to spellcheck your own message first, before posting it.
The_Hitdude 12
^^You got me there. But in my own defense, 'u' is right next to 'i' on the keyboard. We live and learn, I guess.
Brelywi 15
Lol, from your picture, YOU'RE the "weird girl."
Cad6 24
Today, while working at a smoothie stand, I saw the girl who violently terrorized me on our first date. I was so scared my coworker had to pay her over my cowering body. FML
Cad6 24
*Leaves country.* *Changes number.*
Pinkfl0yd 9
Today, my coworker had a breakdown during our shift because of a girl. I had to take her order while he sat behind the counter cowering in fear. Fml
KeyboardMe 2
Noor! You didn't call or text enough, obviously!
mhopper 13
Why did the coworker pay her?
Awsumuzzie 12
Today, I was ringing up people by my crush, when this girl appeared. Then my crush's coworker jumped on me and used me instead of my crush, whom was quivering under me. FML
Awsumuzzie 12
Today, I was ringing up customers by my crush, when this random girl appeared from afar. My crush went for cover and his coworker jumped on me and used me. My crush left me and quivered under me. FML
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
Did anyone else notice how long that first sentence was? quite a mouthful.
Michael_92 20
The second one is too. It's actually has a few grammar errors. This is FML though so it's not like people make a huge deal of it ha
bitch_pleez 10
Actually, there was an FML a while back where the ops boyfriend couldn't tell the difference between your and you're at 23, and 90% of the comments were saying the op should dump him. Also, if you make a grammatical error here you better watch out, since this site brings out the grammar nazis.
Kibaruto 33
You wouldn't have noticed him, had he borrowed Noor's ninja clothes.
Kibaruto 33
It appears my trap worked. I caught you Noor, muahaha! Wait... What was I gonna do next again?
Trisha_aus 15
Awkward...
challan 19
Thats when you take your smoothie and dump it over the counter.
sidviciousmum 3
He really enjoyed your date,,,,