Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel...

By squirrel - 09/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

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By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 07:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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blasko1022 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:32

finally, im not the only person in america who has that shirt

D_Thr33 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 14:06

Well, you should have been protecting your nuts.

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The__Redneck 7

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:24

Very dumb thing to do to someone who lives in the same house with you. When he wakes up clutching his bat-smacked nuts, drape that shirt over him.

kkoo 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:49

Best shirt ever.

ming88 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 21:38

cool dad..

cdd316 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 22:36

Thats what you get for wearing a stupid shirt.

EmoPurpleSkittle 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 22:57

lol

paladininwaiting 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:12

Dad just taught u a valuable lesson....bet that shirt isnt flaunted so negligently,now..is it?

woowimafag123 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:43

hahahhahaha, i wish i had a dad like that to punch my brother-like thing in the nuts xD

garuru 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 3:12

if u wear a shirt like that then PROTECT YOUR NUTS YDI

anna380 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 3:33

um... ur dad sounds like some kind of molester... no offense... kind of.

sparkleprincess 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:28

FUNNY I FEEL BAD FOR U BUT THATS JUST FUNNY

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