Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, I went to a family reunion and made the mistake of wearing the same shirt as my cousin, who is known for always wanting to be the center of attention. She took one look at me, pointed, and said, “Oh, I see you’re copying me now, huh?” Then, my aunt overheard and said, “Well, she is your cousin, so it’s not like it’s a crime.” FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
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luvbughug 5
You can find someone attractive without being attracted to them. You may recognize your cousin is good looking doesn't mean you wanna jump his bones!
xlord 27
Apparently we are all cousins by about 100 generations.... So might want to check how far down the line he is...
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Comments (100)
Altie 13
Cousins make dozens..
LuckyLynx7732 5
Cue the banjo music.
SamHedges 5
Incest?
RogueWarrior869 23
I know how you feel, OP. I had a small crush on a television actor and that deflated as soon as I noticed he looked like a relative. And guys, knock it off with redneck jokes for a little bit, would ya? Born and raised in the South, I can assure you we are not all banjo playing, moon shine drinking, cousin humping hicks. Our food is delicious, though.
OceanBlueSea 12
Well said 77. Well said.
RogueWarrior869 23
Thank you! I like your username, #82. c:
ryanbeast 7
How does it not surprise me that you're from Kansas?
bootje 5
maeby...
noisebox 1
Yeah whats wrong with interbreeding ? Hillbillies do it all the time...
Sandman578737 0
Southern people *sharks head condisendingly*
zfchatroulette 24
How the **** do you shark your head?
fallenangel72 7
So what? I have some really hot cousins. Haha. They're just people. And no, I'm not from Alabama.
lightinthedusk 4
What actor?