Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang,...

By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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Diaspora

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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Uncanny valley

By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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You what?

By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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Impossible relationship

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of 5 years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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luvbughug 5

Sunday 16 September 2012 2:59

You can find someone attractive without being attracted to them. You may recognize your cousin is good looking doesn't mean you wanna jump his bones!

xlord 27

Sunday 16 September 2012 2:58

Apparently we are all cousins by about 100 generations.... So might want to check how far down the line he is...

Comments

FayeFearless 6

Sunday 16 September 2012 3:28

That doesn't mean you're attracted to him if you think he's good looking come on OP !

perdix 29

Sunday 16 September 2012 3:46

That's convenient. You have a much better chance to nail your cousin than to meet the TV actor.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 16 September 2012 3:54

Thankfully none of my cousins look like Charlize Theron.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 16 September 2012 3:56

No big deal. I think my father is an extremely handsome man and that doesn't mean I secretly want to do him!

eatdemcupcakes 4

Sunday 16 September 2012 4:08

AMERICA

devydev92 5

Sunday 16 September 2012 4:15

Mature -_-

vbmg152 18

Sunday 16 September 2012 4:15

Everyone in the world is related in some way! There was a DNA study of hundreds of people all over the world, strangers, & it revealed that they were all related!