Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML
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Top comments
Romaine_fml 0
Should have said: "Fat hairy men? Hmm, to be honest I think she'd probably fall in love with you first"
phatdaddy62 23
Oh Shut The **** Up!
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Comments (23)
RatIsKing 0
ahaha, I love tht commercial! but seriously, FYL
WhyworldWhy 0
she was teasing relax
logical_guy 0
this wouldn't have happened if you weren't fat..
i_wuz_nver_here 31
America...
lexkymbeth 0
what a fn mean mom i wold of said somn back like "me? you have a chance now she like guys with hairy backs" or somn..
astriofou 0
fat people need love to. Ha! but seriously.. HA! u just made my day u no that :)
Vball6 19
Obviously..
klx125cross 9
Oh
ashleyylove3 22
I laughed more than I should have
SaltyLurker 10
The way I heard it, there are lots of peeps looking for fat, hairy men in LA ;-)