Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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Top comments
juicedboi 7
Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch
faithlee 13
What is wrong with your mom.
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Comments (284)
jenny4blocks 4
and thats why I do my own laundry....
kenzie01_fml 5
Your mom rocks lol
meringuey 2
Have any of you guys considered that maybe her family takes it turns to do the laundry, or that when everyone has a small amount of laundry to do, they put it all together for convenience. I can't believe you all think she deserves her mum being an embarrassing bitch like this just because you assume she doesn't do her own laundry. A lot of teens' parents still wash their clothes for them because they do the laundry for the whole household to save time and money.
DataWog 30
I don't think she deserved it. If my mom did something like that with me I'd probably throw something at her, or at even tell her to **** off. That was a severe lack of respect on the mother's part. Sure, it's her boyfriend, I'm sure he's fantasized plenty about what goes on inside those panties, but it still is not something you say in front of other people like that. Maybe it was her mom trying to point out the advantages of her doing her own laundry, maybe she was trying to make a joke, maybe she was just being a bitch. I dunno. 300 characters isn't a lot to tell a story. But whichever way you look at it, the crisis could have been averted by the girl doing her own laundry (and the way it was worded seems as if the mom does her laundry regularly, as she seems to be rather familiar with the state of her daughter's underwear). Now is it YDI because she's too lazy to do her own laundry? Maybe, maybe not. You could actually make a strong argument that it's the mom's fault her daughter doesn't do laundry. I started doing my own laundry when I was 7, because my mom was sick of having to untangle my underwear from my pants every single time (I would always pull them off so they'd end up inside-out with the underoos on the outside) even after repeatedly asking me not to undress myself that way, and finally taught me consequences and responsibilities. You don't want to undress nicely? Fine, now you can deal with it yourself. Point is, no child other than the ones in parent's sweetest fantasies just up and decides one day 'Hey, I'm gonna start doing my laundry today, because that's the grown-up thing to do! And I'm gonna mow the lawn and cook dinner and babysit my sister too!' The parents have to push them to do these things, to grow up. That's what parents are for. And maybe this was one such push. A rude, tactless, and completely bitchy push. But it could very well have worked. I know that if that had happened to me, she would never have touched my laundry again. Fortunately for me, I started doing chores before I hit puberty.
Binkding 6
Awesome Comment. That's a turn on
grandsymphony 0
Wow now thats called show and tell lol
Fooberry 9
Do your own damn laundry.
funeralgal 4
I had to vote both ways, because it sucks that OP's mom is so rude and her comment was quite embarrassing, but on the other hand, if you're old enough to be "getting frisky" with your boyfriend, you're old enough to do your own damn laundry!
Bebop_fml 1
damn that's hot.. lololol
doomteen007 9
That's sexy ;p
imcharp 5
Ewwy - way to gross out the bf mom