Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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Top comments
juicedboi 7
Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch
faithlee 13
What is wrong with your mom.
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Comments (284)
Rick_E_Fresh 0
why is your mom doing your laundry in the first place?
76transam 0
Could have been worse, Dad could have came down, rubbed your nose in it, smacked u with a newspaper and politely asked the dude to leave at gunpoint! Just sayin...
speedy420 0
your mom is a damn retard
LatinLegacy 8
Hey u got a iPhone
WckdLilLollipop 4
how embarrassing you poor thing!
NeuroticDesire 2
Well, it could've been worse at least she decided to embarrass you instead of getting irritable or trying to kick out your boyfriend. But yeah...she probably got some good laughs at humiliating you afterwards. I say score one for mom.
Narttu 20
Do your own laundry. Problem solved.
bwtchinheels 0
What the **** is wrong with your Mom? If my Mom did that, I'd punch her on the spot. **** your life, hope your Mom smartens up. Cause she sounds like a mother ******.
dannnngthatsux 19
And I hope dad would put your ass down for hitting mom. Both my girls understand that if they hit my wife, there'd be nothing standing between them and a world of pain. The wife would take care of it first but if she didn't, down goes the $_:@= who dared hit my wife.
dontyawishyaknew 12
I must say in OP's defense that my mother refuses to let me do my own laundry even though I'm almost 18. It's weird but if it makes her more comfortable then I'm fine with it. However, I would be furious if she showed my bf my dirty underwear!
fotofreak90 5
Why does you mom still do your laundry?? You deserved that for having her clean your dirty underwear!!