Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
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Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?
UpYourself 0
Creepy
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Comments (88)
Kenpachi_fml 0
o0o0o0o0o....sexy time
1ParanoidAndroid 7
Men can be so creepy. If it were me I wouldn't mind so much if it were one pair, but ALL of them? Now the question is did he did he take them to fantasize or wear?
sucktobeyou 0
stalk him.....steal his underwear next time when he do the laundry
Flea_fml 0
Here's what you do to get back @ him. invite the whole building for a party... to HIS apartment :) it'll be extra awesome if u know when he does his other creepy stuff inside his apartment!
chelsiedee 0
Wow...creepy and gross. I bet he's making a shrine for u and all the otherpanties he stole from other women..hah
Starsmydog 0
dumbass.. I am going to assume you went to college since your living in a complex... well in college what do we do when we do laundry? We sit near by and wait until it's done. Why? Because assholes like to take what isn't there or screw with your clothes just because. Next time you do your ******* laundry bring a book or something to amuse you, sit your fat ass down and wait until its ******* done.
ChChCharlie 10
LMFAO calm down!
CheshireHalli 19
You do know that apartments can share laundry rooms too, right? Prick. >_>
FireFlie07 20
A) repeat. B) Call your super and report him, I'm sure they'll be on your doormat come morning.
epicwinmaster 0
watch out or chester the mollester might get you
epicwinmaster 0
starsmydog chill the **** out. you were probably the old man
TheBeardOfZeus 0
eewwwww, he stole it! he's probably sniffin ur pants RITE NOW