Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?
UpYourself 0
Creepy
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Comments (88)
IronWarrior 9
I think someone has a stalker who had progressed from watching to full on underoo theft...
plexico 4
This story bums me out because it appears the neighbor stole her underwear between the wash and the dry cycles, so by then they we clean, Booooring! Now, if he (I am guessing) stole your soiled underwear, we could only imagine what disgusting, depraved and perverted things he'd do with them. And then the fun begins!
zack767 0
there's usauly a sign that says do not leave clothes unatended
Xader 0
It's there for a reason. Take a book.
xkitten 0
This is why you shouldn't leave your wash unattended no matter how boring it is.
Samabenjamim 0
wow haha someone mugged your underwear!
p00p0ster0us 0
That sucks. Might not have been your neighbor. Might have. Not good to jump to conclusions.
DrunkenValor 0
Now he's at home, sniffing your underwear whilst wearing your bra's. You've just made a mans day, this isn't a FML, it's an act of charity.
Intoxicunt 6
Oh em gee, another awesome comment from you? I could actually tell it was yours before I clicked on the FML. You win, yet again. I put you on my list of awesome people on my profile. :)
plexico 4
I'm picturing him stuffing one of the bra cups with the dirty panties and strapping the thing on like a surgical mask. But that's just me.
Intoxicunt 6
I'm picturing ME doing that. How uncanny. Side note: Anyone want to give me some (used) underwear so I can be creepy too???? Please?
DrunkenValor 0
You're suppose to steal them, afterall you're a fledgling stalker.
RubixMonkey 0
bum bum bada bum "Oh Mr. Creeper your penis is soooooooooooooooo biiiiiiiiiig." "Oh Lulu I want you so bad, I have some underwear for you to try on. Don't worry, I just drooled on them a little!" Lulu then proceeds to strangle Creeper with her thong, steal his money and run. Because Lulu is really Lulu Underwear Undercover Agent, protecting women from creepers everywhere.
Intoxicunt 6
:D The name Lulu is win as well. I like Undercover Underwear Recovery Agent, personally. :)
RubixMonkey 0
Yeah but she just got demoted for a failed job. Now she is just the Underwear Agent. Lulu get me the thong for case 23. Lulu: But I thought I was... Boss: You lost your own underwear...how can we TRUST you?