claytwin
United States
Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML
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picante72 24
Oh shart...
Pleonasm 36
They said "hall pass, please" "not haul ass, please!" No need to get off on such a bad shart.
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Comments (128)
ShyAnn29 15
That had to be awful, I hope you were able to go home and change before going to the professors office!
Wederoney 16
I love your nickname. FYl though.
alwayswinning123 7
Oh well isn't that pleasant..
claytwin 14
My first FML to get published and I am not proud of this moment but I did waddle back to my dorm to take a shower, and then I continued on with my life.
Batterypost 23
So, what did you tell your professor?
claytwin 14
I was just stopping in to ask questions during his open office hours so he was not expecting me, so I did not have to tell him anything.
ClippersFan310 4
Well at least you showered after! LOL
gracehi 33
Don't feel bad. Shit happens... Literally.
gracehi 33
I know. I should be ashamed. :'( The urge was too great and I... I am weak... Or am I week? Hmmmm.....
darviller 17
First you "politely fart" and then you "waddle". You, sir, have a way with words.
Fnyrri 12
You are weak... it rhymes with Reek.
yourmofo 6
Never...... trust a fart.
lec17 10
famous last words
Hammer01 8
That's why they make pull-ups ...
ClippersFan310 4
You gotta push very lightly!
karlcolt45 19
I had to crap in an alley once. unnnnnpleasant
surfergirl72 7
Had the unfortunate experience of ******** my pants in a Rite Aid. Hey, I was SICK and there to pick up meds. On the way home, HAD to stop and go in the road. And Im a girly girl. :(:(
zango1 15
Sorry dude, that could be quite embarrassing but as you've "had an upset stomach all week" I'm going to have to go with YDI for not getting to a toilet just in case.
Acik91 26
Are you saying OP shoud have spent the whole week in the toilet?
emag_eht 18
He had an upset stomach not diarrhea.
Wizardo 34
Scumbag brain, need to fart - you shart, you need to have a shit - its just a fart...