Work: Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While...

By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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Slippery when oiled

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 12:00

Today, as I walked with a coworker to my office through a gas station, I slid on some oil and fell right on my ass. He helped by holding my lunch. My jeans are ruined and I'm too broke to buy a new pair. FML

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Cad6 24

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:23

Nice catch.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:27

He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that. I see some late nights at the office in your future.

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MistySky 17

Monday 19 March 2012 3:57

A raise in your future job isn't going to be the only thing raising..

flare956 0

Monday 19 March 2012 4:12

Some guys like it when the woman makes the first move.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 19 March 2012 4:26

Like a baws. Was he erect?

crazydog11 0

Monday 19 March 2012 4:26

And the fact that he has junk also makes him a male. Please correct me if I am wrong because then I have been a lesbian all of my life.

SkrillexXD 6

Monday 19 March 2012 4:30

I see what you did there..

sickHEAD16 0

Monday 19 March 2012 4:38

Hopefully he could still have kids.:)

juicifer 0

Monday 19 March 2012 5:10

He saw how he was dressed..he was asking for it..

princessmollysue 9

Monday 19 March 2012 5:30

Was it big ?

WLCD123 0

Monday 19 March 2012 5:33

Look up on YouTube "The 2 Best Seconds of your life"

linkinpark98 23

Monday 19 March 2012 5:48

"You got the job!"

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Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML

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Today, I climbed to the top of the tallest building in my city with this guy I really like. He spotted the girl he had a crush on, and wouldn't shut up about her for the rest of the night. FML

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Today, I have an excruciatingly sore throat due to chronic canker sores around my uvula. Every bite of food I swallow brings tears to my eyes. I had enough of dad calling me a wimp at dinner over it and shoved my food onto his plate. He's now faking allergies to food we've had for years, just to take the piss out of me. FML

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