Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak...

By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By but why - 21/08/2018 23:30

Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML

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Ouch

By Oldhouse - 22/07/2014 03:46 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML

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By clair_brodie - 04/07/2019 20:00

Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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Dude! Come on!

By CreeperKiller2000 - 29/05/2017 00:00

Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 May 2011 1:13

That is one incredibly strong foot you have! Remind me never to piss you off, because if you ever kick my ass you're liable to kick me a new asshole!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:11

KiddNYC - I was first? I didn't even notice! Omg omg what an honor! I didn't even prepare a speech! I'd, um, like to thank my wife for being so great with all the, like support and stuff! And also to the mods for not moderating me! I love you guys! Oh! Oh! And I'd like to thank the man upstairs. THANK YOU, JESUS! YOU ARE THE GREATEST!

Comments

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:01

#3 win!!

JoshK9030 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:18

sounds fun. who doesnt like putting things in holes???

The_Commentor_ 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:38

I bet you get a lot of speeding tickets.

shibainu519 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:04

Chuck Norris > Chuck Norris

Rocker909 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:38

You don't need to fix the floor, you need Weight Watchers.

Rocker909 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:41

Sorry 44, I didn't see your comment before I posted mine.

awesomeabs 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:57

epic win

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:11

wait, do you rent, or do you own? If you rent, your landlord should be fixing that, and no way should he be charging you or trying to claim you damaged the property. If you own, oh well. Floors do rot out, especially in kitchens and bathrooms where they're subject to getting wet, or where a plumbing failure might have soaked the floor, and the damage can be hidden for some while if it's concealed beneath something like linoleum.

rainport 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:14

who the **** knows how to spell and it was probly auto speell or sum shit but seriously why this even on here wtf

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:19

Who's Chuck Norris?

RileyL29 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:54

Wow. I call this: idiot bitch. exhibit A.

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:59

Just stop hatin', Riley. You look like a mentally challenged trying-to model ten year old by the way. Try smilin'. You're the dumb person with no life.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:06

73, Chuck Norris is about as famous as DocBastard, KaySL and every1luvsboners. But I bet you don't know them either.

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:34

I know DocBastard. He's cool:)

j0rdan233j 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:07

I agree with kitten

khaya 9

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:43

At least it wasn't a weak spot in the roof.

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 8 May 2011 9:57

I doubt someone as overweight as the OP could get on top of the roof.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:48

Never heard of a jolly old man named St. Nicholas? Anyway, you don't have to be overweight to put a hole in the floor. #63 explained it perfectly. Your weight is irrelevant if your floor is damaged.