Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
Sounds like you just overdosed it.
alex_vik 1
If you use the right amount of it, only people within a foot of you should be able to smell it.
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lobstar 0
As a male I will say that I 100% hate the smell of perfume on females, period. It is just an unattractive smell to me all around. God knows I've had my share of classmates who wear the stuff and it is nauseating.
amandarocks04 0
That happened to me when I was in high school. I got a new perfume and the girl next to me said it smelled like old people. After she said that, I could actually smell how bad it was.
shalvius 3
aah, big deal
killer122 11
you need to be careful about the scents you choose girls, if you choose a scent that is too old fashioned a guy will be repelled. the same happens to be true for guys as well, sorry to all you old spice lovers, but girls don't want to date a guy who smell like their father...well normal girls don't anyway. that is why most scents made new today are very bright and clean smelling i.e. axe, candies, happy
degri_pink_anne 2
I like old spice.....
_FACKMYLIFE_ 0
that sucks.....but he could have been nicer about it.
theghostofher 0
I find old spice attractive, though probably because my father never wore it :P Also, I find it hard to believe that people accusing her of spraying "too much" are suggesting 2-3 sprays. One is generally enough for perfume. 2-3 sprays of a body splash, though, is okay.
justjayit 0
Perfume always smells bad, like the person is trying too hard. Go for natural scents, like a fruit-scented shampoo or a touch of lotion.
Jareth_fml 0
Don't use so much next time.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#30: ROFLLMAOLOL. You only need a couple spritz, one on your wrist and one in your chest area. Or spray a little and walk through it. You only need a little.
LilRed 0
Thats why you always ask for a second opinion when you buy new perfumes. And don't spray enough for the whole room to smell BTW.