Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
Sounds like you just overdosed it.
alex_vik 1
If you use the right amount of it, only people within a foot of you should be able to smell it.
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pogostick_fml 2
FYI, you become accustomed to a smell after a few minutes. So even though you can't smell your perfume, everyone you meet can. Keep it to one spray.
0 3
DO NOT use so much perfume. They even put up signs around my school (read: college) because the girls were just bathing in it apparently!
sunflower_sarah 0
Here's the most important thing about perfumes. Just because they smell good in the bottle doesn't mean that they'll necessarily smell good on you. You body secretes oils and sometimes the end result is unpleasant to some others. It really all comes down to science. Plus, he probably was very sensitive to smell. But a word to the wise, only put perfume in 4 spots. One spritz on your wrists, and two on either side of your neck.
sondramcfail 0
What kind was it? I wonder... Just use it sparingly from now on.
shra 0
geee..... how much makeup do you use O.o ... i mean i never wear makeup and guys seem to like me better without it... i hate it when during class a girl sprays perfume thinking it smells good, when in fact it makes at least 1/3 of the room sick... lol go more natural! it works better!!! if a guy doesnt like it take his word for it :) its not mean to tell someone your opinion.. its just telling you your mistakes so you can try to fix them in the future :) good luck getting that guy! (if you still want him)
shra 0
listen to #15!!
cinnamania 3
That must have been embarassing.
Dorque 0
YDI for wearing too much. Sorry, but I can't stand people who apply enough of a scent that a whole room can smell it. It makes me sick and gives me migraines and it's totally disrepectful of those of us who are sensitive to it.
black_barbie10 0
the exact same thing happened to me! it sucked,but for me it was just a random guy,i didn't like him but it was still bad and i really did think it smelled good :( lol thats funny
dlat 0
I hate ppl who smell like grandma. Ydi. Y u need perfume to cover up ur smell?