Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Pentium_4 27
well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!
kscogin55 12
Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P
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Comments (153)
nvidioso 0
now you cant ealk for a while
96skeeter 6
And that's why girls don't jump fences.. He fold you.
anythingmustbe 18
Thats why you should listen to your man
anythingmustbe 18
Sarcasm by the way if you didnt pick up on it
jaredgiese 0
YDI for not listening to your bf.
sweetbeast43 5
So tell me again, how did you break your leg?
shrdlu 28
My GUESS is that the saying "girls don't jump fences" goes back to the petticoat era, as jumping a fence in a skirt might show an ankle, or worse.
Roflsauruz 12
Or rip the skirt and, GASP, an entire leg would show! Her undergarments might be visible as well; how awful! .......... But considering most girls wear next to nothing nowadays, I guess it would be alright.
Roflsauruz 12
.....And I'm pretty sure if a FEMALE friend of hers was to say, "You can't jump that fence, -insertOP'snamehere-." or, "Us girls just can't jump fences. It's impossible!" .... She would have tried to prove HER wrong, as well. It just happened to be a male saying it, in this instance.
unknown_user5566 27
OP: "Anything you can do I can do better!" *tumbles over wall* *sound of bones breaking* Boyfriend: "...No you can't."
reimichele 8
Walk it off OP, walk it off. You are strong. Lol just pullubg your leg. Get better soon.
reimichele 8
*pulling