Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
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Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Pentium_4 27
well, you technically jumped the fence, bravo!
kscogin55 12
Your boyfriend might've just wanted to spend more time with you by taking the long way! I would've done what he suggested, because it would've been more fun, and you wouldn't have broken your leg haha :P
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Comments (153)
BunnyRose 11
Any other day that would have never happened
emba_fml 13
stop trying to show off lol
Ryan_Jaxson 8
And they said guys were dumb.
Karbo_fml 2
You dumbass lol. He was trying to spend more time with you by taking the long way around. He wasn't trying to make you prove you could jump a fence. -_- SMH
papabear88 6
at least now you know he might sometimes be right
zainrock 2
Really? Everyone getting on the whole "sexist" bandwagon here? I bet you don't go against him when he offers to pull your chair out, or pay the bill at a restaurant...girl and guys are equal but different. There are certain things only a girl does (breast feeding) and certain things only a guy does. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll stop constantly trying to prove yourself
enriqa 12
Maybe you should stop assuming, 101. I, as well as many other girls I know, won't let my date pay for my food. And OP isn't trying to prove anything crazy. Yeah, there are some things that only guys do and other things that only girls can do. But jumping fences isn't one of them... That's something both genders can do, so being a girl, it is frustrating being told no.
zainrock 2
IOk well I take both your points on board. I'm not saying girls "can't" jump fences, I'm saying that girls shouldn't feel the need to try and prove they can do everything guys do. Many times girls have said to me that i should be able to fix a car or a leaky roof because "what kind of man doesn't"...doesn't bother me, I'd rather pay someone to do it, male or female I don't care... Btw about the date thing, i guess you girls are different, I've never yet been on a date where the girl has paid the bill, nor have any of my friends (male and female)...
daltonromanowski 11
Actually, men can and sometimes do breastfeed. They're certainly equipped for it.
alyssaann32512 3
Take the regular way next time...
koolaidkyle 0
the man is always right. always.
myahnicole 2
Why couldnt you just spend a couple extra minutes with him?! Now you broke your leg AND had less time with him AND made yourself look like an idiot.
billji 0
Women trying to prove themselfs. Get back in the kitchen. ROFLOL