Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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mufc4everch 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:16

Why can't you stand bums?

tylersign 11

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:18

You just.. Hit him? I hope you had tons of personal information in the wallet, along with money. If so, you deserved it. Also, I hope your balls fall off.

Comments

aerogxt 7

Tuesday 1 May 2012 12:54

You deserve it you arrogant self-centered American dream prick. I hope you become a bum and someone belts you right across the jaw too.

DrBlack 9

Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:08

You so deserved this dude. I've been homeless a couple of times although I'd never see myself as a 'bum' (oh the joys of American slang). By this point life has already shat on you enough without needing some dick like you coming along.

patrickalamo 47

Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:27

Stand your ground dude

JustJayJay 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:28

Arrogant tosspiece. It's not their fault, you should help them! It's people like you that keep them on the streets!

AgaveLoco 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:39

Ouch!!! Twice!

emILYissoocool 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:51

Whats wrong with bums??!? They're people too!

Siiw 8

Tuesday 1 May 2012 14:32

YDI for hitting somebody because you don't like their kind of people. We have a word for that here.

love_me_electric 20

Tuesday 1 May 2012 17:27

He hit him because he thought he was mugging someone. Can't anyone on this site ******* read?

DrBlack 9

Tuesday 1 May 2012 17:47

Actually he infers that they were both 'bums' by the way he said 'the other one'. As well as the fact that OP also says "I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw" not 'He was trying to mug someone so I smacked him across the jaw'. I think it's you that can't read.