Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
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Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
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marinus_fml 20
It doesn't matter what others think. At least you're doing something about it. Keep up the woodwork.
crzyry 6
You lost 34 pounds, that is good for you. So why are you worried about some retard who doesn't even know you talking down to you. They said it from a car window so that shows they have no backbone. If I were you I'd keep working on you and develop a "kiss my ass" attitude to anyone who gets in your way. JMHO
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Comments (84)
something224 6
OH fat people are always funny
lonely_heart_89 6
OP, I know how you must feel. I've lost almost 20 lbs already, through eating right and exercise. Don't pay any attention to what those jealous people tell you. Losing 34 lbs is a big accomplishment, so be happy that you're making a change and losing weight for yourself and not because of what anybody else tells you. Don't let them get you down.
FlaGuy21 0
Whoever said that is an imnature ********. Feel proud of yourself for making the progress you've made with your weight loss, and keep at it. Don't let fools get to you.
PhillyFox 0
Haters gonna hate. Don't listen to them. Whoever said that is probably as mature as the person that's going down all the reassuring comments in this thread and rating them down. No life!
SCrazy_fml 0
If you like how you look then it just sucks for them!
Karnezar 2
I like OP's name..
disneydork96 0
Hahah 86
meeba 2
you can lose weight?... doc says if i lose weight I might die >.<
ghbetuehe 0
Lose weight until you're at a healthy range, then people won't make fun of you for being fat because you won't be. You are right now though, so I encourage you to continue on your weight-loss journey.
Illyssa_fml 4
That's messed up..but Idk if I can take someone seriously if they called me a "Fat lump" hahahha!! It just sounds funny.