Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
It doesn't matter what others think. At least you're doing something about it. Keep up the woodwork.
crzyry 6
You lost 34 pounds, that is good for you. So why are you worried about some retard who doesn't even know you talking down to you. They said it from a car window so that shows they have no backbone. If I were you I'd keep working on you and develop a "kiss my ass" attitude to anyone who gets in your way. JMHO
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Comments (84)
RinnieRiot 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lose more weight.
auzzrage 1
not Gona lie that sounds bit bitchy
Jonkbaby 23
agreed
auzzrage 1
hey 28 first good comment I've ever seen u write :)
Jonkbaby 23
lol
cici132 3
looks like sumones a total bitch
tati3092 1
seriously just u were born skinny u stupid Asian! that's not nice and I no what I said wasn't nice either but don't be a bitch. u have no idea what it means to be heavy cuz u always been like that so shut ur face
something224 6
try not being a fat pig
taylorteagle4 0
obviously they are trying to lose more weight because they just left the gym, its not like they lost 34 pounds and called it quits. Don't be so quick to judge people.
xdanixx 0
who cares what they think - good on ya! Keep up the good work.
lulzaroonie 0
**** haters. you lost a decent amount of weight, you should be proud no matter what. the only time they lost 34 pounds was when they went to every day for a week (for anyone confused I mean £ not weight)
lulzaroonie 0
went to *burger king
funktown 2
Well if ur starting weight was like over 300 pounds than really it wouldn't... err... congrats!
crzyry 6
So what if the OPs starting weight was over 300 pounds? Irregardless to home much OP started at, 34 pounds is a good start and you are as bout as immature as the idiot in the car window.
auzzrage 1
27 love your comments and posts :) I agree
funktown 2
relax Kansas! OP is most likely not effected by the comment since they did indeed lose so much weight. And I'm sure a truly depressed person wouldn't come online and post this without having the intention of giving some of us a good laugh. But hey, if u want to be an uptight asshole, by all means, go ahead.
crzyry 6
Uptight asshole? Ouch that cut me deep.....oh wait no it didn't. My guess is you are a loser who sits at home online talking bad about others because you are such a loser. I may be wrong.(but I doubt it) OP didn't post for you to make little bitch comments they posted because they felt that it was FML worthy and the moderators agreed. Grow up.
crzyry 6
Oh and I'm not from Kansas so if you must call me out of name, call me Missouri. That actually has a nice ring to it.
funktown 2
Grow up? Really? Haha, people like you are not worth my time.
summerkingsley 0
22=destroyed by 27
crzyry 6
People like me aren't worth your time? Why? Cause I say things you don't like? Will you feel better if I say I'm sorry? I'm sorry that you are so insecure with yourself that you have to belittle people who are already upset online. Would you have time for me if I wasn't turning your game against you? I can play victim too if that would make you more comfortable. As fun as this is I have to be up with my children soon so I'll call it a night. But PLEASE feel free to comment on this and I'll be more than happy to pick this back up in a few hours. Peace. :-)
faithfulangel 0
It wouldn't what #22? It wouldn't matter? It wouldn't make a difference? Actually it does. No matter what the starting weight is, losing weight changes peoples lives. Some people save their lives by losing weight. Some people change their lives in the means of gaining self confidence by losing weight. Every person has their own story and reason(s). No matter what, it matters. Also, I don't understand why some people point out a persons weak points/failures instead of complimenting them on their success or why they can't compliment them without putting them down at the same time. It's called tact!
crzyry 6
^ Agreed ^
yuggi1 11
Some people are stupid jerks, OP. Deal with it, move on, climb above it, pass it, forget about it. Keep the good work and exercise for healthy reasons, not so you could please this darn society. **** others and their screwed up view on beauty.
smileygirl13 0
screw em! keep up the good work. you can do this. success is the best revenge
IHeartJimi02 0
If you're pleased with how much weight you have lost then that's all that matters. Keep up the good work op!
dmayhemc 0
they're just jealous that they can't do anything to be proud of.
PSQ91 6
At least you're no "very fat lump" anymore :)
vegasjose 0
WTF who uses the phrase "fat lump" lol at least they acknowledge you...! if all fails though just play "EYE of The Tiger" on your iPod and loose 40 more and kick some ass haha