vegasjose

Woodland , Yolo 37 years-old

Thanh Quang 31 January 2011, 05:58

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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notafatlump 2 February 2011, 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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